Pseudodoctor: I want a gay friend.
IM: Not a gay boyfriend?
Pseudodoctor: No, a friend. So I can take him to lunches and shopping sprees at Barney's.
JB: Sorry love, but I'm not going to sleep with IM for you.
Pseudodoctor: So you'd sleep with J instead?
IM and JB: (Looks at each other) ... NO.