After a long hiatus…

“Hello?”

“Hello?”

“Hi.”

J is, apparently, alive and kicking. He also rang up to inform me that he just had sex with an ex while being high on ecstasy. What a mind that boy has…

“What on earth possessed you?! Did you go to a rave?!”

“Yeah.”

“I wasn’t aware raves still existed. Please don’t tell me you have PLUR written on your body.”

He did. Apparently it is now smeared beyond all recognition after all the “exercise” that was carried out. He failed to mention where exactly the said exercise was carried out. I hope it was not someplace public.

All in all, I’m rather glad he’s a distant friend.